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The Tecmo Bowl 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"
The Tecmo Bowl by Mopper January 24, 2011
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Dirty slaw bowl 

A miscarriage that gets flushed down the toilet 0r a prom night dumpster baby , toilet bowl abortion.
The editors at Urban Dictionary should've been made a dirty slaw bowl , since all they do is freebase cocaine all day instead of their job
Dirty slaw bowl by Phmns52 August 1, 2015

Alabama mexican chili bowl

Get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your ass as you uppercut her tits thin slapnher with your nuts and shit in mouth
Fuck you cuz you alabama mexican chili bowl

sanchez chili bowl 

when performing anal and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their ass , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning.
kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili?

dad 1: tell your mom to stop shitting

dad2: that’s what i call a sanchez chili bowl!

new york oatmeal bowl 

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.
i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.
Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*