Bone Seer

An insult that inflicts the maximum amount of emotional pain upon its victim; an insult that destroys the victim's ego; emotional ownage

Man, he asked her to the dance but she just laughed in his face. What a bone seer.

by kingcombover October 18, 2008

bone dog

to get down and dirty in the sheets or wherever you can pull a car over

I bone dogged the hell out of him in walmarts parking lot last night.

by Jennifer dog March 08, 2008

thrum bone

The act of forcing ones thumb into a partners rectal passage, without the act being discussed or pre arranged.

There is a high chance that this act is will be made by a opportunist and stealthily approached.

"Hey Pash whats that over there?"
"oooooh my god what the fuck was that?"
"i just thrum boned you dude!!!"

by Titanium Ukrainian December 14, 2007

Beyond Bone

bi-yond - bohn adjective

Analogous to when you see a girl that's really hot and she will give you a boner but then you see a girl that's even hotter than that and she is Beyond Bone. She's so hot you don't even get a boner because she's hotter than that.

Josh: Hey dude, check out that Maserati, it's so cool!

Paul: Oh man, that car is totally Beyond Bone!!

by roritor March 15, 2009

Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

by Meester May 09, 2015

Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

by Urban Dan May 05, 2009

Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

by DaveyLarr May 05, 2011