Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.

(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.

by MountainClimber August 1, 2012

Blue Romney

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.

Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.

by R. Sauers September 3, 2012

Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.

"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"

by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013

midterm blues

The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks

FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"

by that_girl90 October 22, 2013

Blue Yeti

A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.

User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021

Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.

Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.

by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021

blue blotch

Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.

The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar

by anonymous September 14, 2021