Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022

Blowjob

A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name

I gave Ben a blowjob, but it wasn't cheating

by Coolkid01020202 November 30, 2018

dino blowjob

When you get a female naked, she has her thumbs to her nipples like a t rex and bites your dick off, then she roars on the top of her lungs

Damn bro, i was with the homie brandon and tristan and they were getting a dino blowjob

by Dino blowjob January 13, 2019

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

Dirty Karina Blowjob

When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.

Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!

by Cheesy girls December 8, 2023

tongue blowjob

Where one individual sucks upon the tongue of another person.

Corey gave me the greatest tongue blowjob last night.

by Pussy pillow 69 September 19, 2016