banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Banana Manager

1.Someone who jacks off too much.

2.Females that give hand jobs for money.

3.A woman that has her man whipped.

1. "Dude that guy is such a banana manager"

by twat woddlers January 18, 2010

Stinky Banana

A banana that smells kind of like a corn dog which also smells like a hot dog which smells like alvin the chipmunks toes

Found a stinky banana in my food but its not really a banana

by Giraffe'sHungary because he wa January 10, 2022

banana peeler

A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so

Jones' new banana peeler is smart, organized, and actually quite dedicated to his boss' life.

by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

saucy banana

The act of filling a banana peel with spaghetti sauce, freezing it over night and then penating your partner with it

Last night Jack have me the best saucy banana in my life.

by Dirtydonkeypunch666 July 15, 2016

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

The main banana

1. The main point to an idea.
2. You will succeed if you only know this one source of information.

3. The central idea.

1. We will not fail this test if we know the cranial nerves that's The main banana.
2. Never spend your money before you have it, that's the main banana.

by ello122222 June 12, 2018