Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.

I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?

by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

baby stud

a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans

Idk why you miss her she was a baby stud lmao

by myoppsdead October 1, 2022

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

spill baby

a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.

Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.

by jl999 December 20, 2008

baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008