paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.

Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right

by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018

motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother

hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole

by L3X December 29, 2004

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

Panda Asshole

An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.

I wanna see a Panda Asshole one day havent seen one in a long time

by IsBoyHD June 23, 2016

Asshole Tax

The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.

Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.

"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."

"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"

"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."

by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012