April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April 21

The hottest boy was born.

My boyfriend is hot so yea!! I had to do it for has birthday April 21

by anonymous July 1, 2021

April 4

Skip class day

On April 4th you skip class

by Mlcg1 April 3, 2022

April 9th

International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!

"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"

by April 9th April 8, 2022

april 27

National give ur bf head day. Girlfriend has to give the sloppiest top possible

Hey its April 27th, have you given ur boyfriend his gift yet?

by farlotattay April 27, 2021