Murat around the corner

Murat is god
He is the best motorcar mechanic
He has only 9 fingers, but still satisfies every woman better than you!

Murat around the corner story:
Person 1: HII UwU
Murat: wanna get your car clean?
Person 1: yeah Kuss auf die Nuss
Murat: "destroys car and fucks his wife and daughter"

by N1CHTSO November 24, 2021

play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).

"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."

by Liam Harper May 17, 2006

beejs all around

blowjobs for everyone

*at restraunt

Guy: Can I get an order of .... (cough) beejs all around

Hot Waitress: what's that?

Guy: Nacho Cheeses all around please

by bigmeat101 September 30, 2009

see you around

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".

Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

by fr3q July 3, 2012

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022

dicking around

Pretending to be Dick Chaney

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.

by Amy October 30, 2003