bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan

God you got bend a knee

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

Knee Sexual

A sus individual who has a knee fetish. Usually a man. These sus men seem to especially enjoy rubbing knees with white bald men.

Hey did you guys here that Kevin finally admitted that he is a knee sexual?

by Coach bald pill March 22, 2022

Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them

I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper

by Unifart April 2, 2021

Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022

knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms

Omar had a knee cap spasm

by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024