Emmett's eggs

Emmett's eggs is the eggsa that Emmett Cullen carries around in the first Twilight

"Look at Emmett's eggs! "

by Imahugesimpxo January 24, 2021

Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021

Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.

"My guilty pleasure is doin yogurt eggs"

by killermaid February 27, 2017

Kinder egg

When a black person acts white. Kinder eggs are dark on the outside and white on the inside.

"Omg you're such a fking kinder egg Raquisha"

by welovemesalwa January 7, 2020

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

egg ink

I guess it could be used as slang for cum/semen

Bro I totally filled her with my egg ink

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018