Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.
So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.
by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014
Get the Dildo Sandalsmug. A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023
Get the Dildomug. This Dildo feels goooooood
by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020
Get the Dildomug. Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Un's Dildomug. Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023
Get the Meat dildomug. by FIREBALL()()() May 4, 2020
Get the Dildomug. Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 5, 2024
Get the Diarrhea Dildomug.