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paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.
"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"
by RonMexico June 25, 2005
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Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.
Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right
by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018
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motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother
hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole
by L3X December 29, 2004
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Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
by FLT October 20, 2013
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conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.
Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.
by Huggyman November 5, 2015
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chimney asshole

Brennen taylor's hair
Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole
by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016
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