Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

by scottfromx May 09, 2009

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

by NGE March 04, 2007

Lemon twist your Flattop

There are two examples of this saying.

1. getting your wig pushed back
2. Getting SUPER turnt REAL FAST

1. Imma Lemon twist your flattop

2. Man get ready to Lemon twist your flattop tonight at this party.

by MrCatlord June 14, 2016

broke back lemon time

when five straight guys jump backwards all the way to walmart screaming the Ymca song as loud as they can while dressed up as the back street boys holding bananas 🍌

ay cuzzo you know what time it is right ?
oh hell nah let's get to it before we're late..
it's broke back lemon time

get to skipping

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

Lemon Demon (fnf)

a hungry lemon who wants to eat boyfriend and girlfriend.

Lemon Demon (fnf) I'm going to tear your eyes out...

Boyfriend beep bop skebop pee boo beep beep pee bop bop skebeep

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant May 19, 2021

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 09, 2007

lemon drop with a sidecar

While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!

While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."

by The Flatulent Four December 30, 2006