jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

jess ann

loves Aedreian

Jess Ann is loved HAHAHAHAHHH

by kkneazle June 8, 2021

Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..

"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."

by ParentMe February 2, 2020

Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.

"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."

by mood rings November 13, 2022

Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024

jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

Jess sm

Jess is an amazing girl which you can trust , she saves our lives and everyone loves her.

you can use it as "cagla loves jess sm" or something like that

by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020