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Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.
My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.
by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020
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Dirty Foot Slut

The girl who wears impossible stilettos that eventually takes them off after 2 hours and walks barefoot. Resulting in you looking at dirty feet during sex.
That girl took her stilettos off on the way back from the club, so I had to deal with her safeway feet during sex. What a Dirty Foot Slut!
by Manolo Blahnik March 20, 2011
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Muddy foot print

When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".
Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?
by Richardo - X January 21, 2008
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foot in your hand

An expression coming from the Gullah dialect, meaning to run as fast as you can.
When the cops are on your ass, you better run with your foot in your hand!

Steve: How come Stephanie didn't win the race?
Mark: Because she didn't run with her foot in her hand.
by ColonelOrnery July 21, 2010
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50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.
Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."
by partyviking June 29, 2013
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dirty footed girl

A female denizen of the local trailer park. Often seen walking around barefoot outside of her trailer. Might be fuckable is you clean her up a little.
"Her? Oh, She's just an ol' dirty footed girl. Take her inside, give her a good scrubbin', she might be alright."
by soapdonkey July 7, 2014
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Red-Footed FoxTrout

Widely known to smoke crack and meth all day and rob you your daddy and his penniless pops for all your worth.

He has been known to cause every noise you cannot explain. He also eats small children.

He already stole your bitch.
Warning: Very violent if he doesn't take his medication.

There is only one in existence and he is known to reside some where near 111 south.
Guy 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, must be the Red-Footed Foxtrout kicking the shit out of your bitch."

Guy 1: "How the hell did he get in my house?"

Guy 2: "How the fuck should I know? He smokes crack...."
by Bongjizzle October 28, 2010
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