blue whale

When a individual is lying down on their front, and farts, as if it was from a whales blow-hole.

Works the best underwater however, for the full effect.

Gross! That was some blue whale you pulled, I could see the water shooting up!!

by Bradley w January 14, 2008

Awkward Beached Whale

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.

Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."

by captainduncan December 10, 2008

Whale

A whale is a person who eats a lot of snacks and cannot stop eating. They become bloated and are hence a whale!

Saray kept eating pockey till she became a whale!

by Saray's friend November 21, 2010

Whale Egg

There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.

Look Daddy a Whale Egg!!

by OneOfTwo April 22, 2009

Whale Eye

When two people are having sex doggy style, and the man's penis accidentally (or purposefully) slips out and (surprise!) forcefully thrusts into the woman's anus. While still on all fours, she painstakingly turns her head to the side, glaring at him in shock and disbelief with a moan of pain.

"Dude, you shoulda seen the look she gave me when I popped her a surprise and stuck my dick in her ass hole when I was doing her doggy style. Talk about the whale eye!"

by EBar December 11, 2009

beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 7, 2005

whale railin'

When you have sex with a fat bitch in a pool. As you further engage yourselves in the act, you "the male" position yourself behind the whale, and fuck her from behind. After a couple minutes you pick up her feet out of the water creating a "whale tail" shape. (try to lift up as much of her legs an ass out of the water as you can). when you feel that you cant go on any further from exhaustion, drop her ackles and listen for the "smack!!!" sound from her legs hiting the water thus making her whole body go under water, and watch as her head comes up to blow the water out of her mouth!!

That guy went whale railin'!!! haha, look at that beached whale spew the water out of her mouth!!!

by secret squirrel man June 3, 2010