Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

Wet Philly

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).

John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"

by Frocky September 15, 2015

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020

Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

Wet Stu

Dropping a moist or fully liquid cheese Ball to the Chest and face

She loved it when she received the Wet Stu to the face after seeing the Annis open up

by Cheese Brick February 10, 2021