winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla May 10, 2014

winter scarf

If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."

That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.

by Mikecross84 September 13, 2015

Winter-Fresh

Winter-Fresh is an American trio of musical artists who write their own lyrics and rap/sing to hip hop beats. They currently only have a handful of songs, none of which get released to large audiences. They never perform live but if you manage to get your hands on a copy of their songs you will be entertained. The three members will never release their identity incase one of them can no longer participate. It makes the band able to continue through the ages.

WInter-Fresh is the best band you've never heard of!!

by Boyfriend'93 September 3, 2016

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

wintercourse

Sex with a popsicle.

I deeply adore the contradicting pleasure and pain of wintercourse

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016