Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
Get the walking blowjobmug. a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.
by indicawrld November 15, 2022
Get the Blinker walkmug. A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
Get the Walking in on yourselfmug. To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
Get the Guido Walkmug. Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.
Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.
Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.
Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.
Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.
Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.
Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.
by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020
Get the Walking Killmug. A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.
This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
by Zeze.X February 25, 2018
Get the walk the peacockmug. A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.
by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019
Get the Walking-facebookmug.