Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

poo waffle

a term not so endearing to place upon a disliked person who may be acting infavourably toward you.

man i want to kick his ass, that guy's being such a poo waffle

by brianna July 20, 2004

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

by alex" January 15, 2008