What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017

what the random.

The best page on facebook, home to geeks, nerds, and other outcasts. New photos are uploaded everyday by the author and the fans.

Person 1- What the random. is hilarious, the photos he posts every day are great.
Person 2- Yeah, but the last photo is always some creepy black and white shot.

by They Call Me Fluffy November 21, 2011

what's the ish

a shortened version of "what is the issue."

*hostile voice* "You fucking douche I can't believe you!!!"
"Yo what's the ish?"
"You fucked my sister!! That's the ish!!"
"Oh... right."

by meowmeowmeowmeowteapots December 19, 2011

whats poppin'

please dont ever say this it is extreamly weird and should only be used in the song

whats poppin'

by jas567 October 29, 2020

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 6, 2021