A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
Get the San Luis Valleymug. The most shitty school in upstate full of sluts,white trash, and no one important… Like idk what else to put down this school is shit they cant win any sporting events and wish they were like their football state famous neighbors Chenango Forks
by Toe locker👺👅🍹 December 8, 2021
Get the Chenango Valley, Nymug. The valley, located in south jersey exactly in Burlington county. The valley is know as an sanction and cult, spread through many peaceful fractions that are located throughout the slums of Burlington county, consider Valley the avengers of this area
“YO ARE YOU FROM THE VALLEY” “Hit up the valley” “did you take her to the valley?” “ Can I be Valley bro??”
by JoeValley123 October 14, 2021
Get the The Valleymug. A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.
by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025
Get the Sun Valley High Schoolmug. Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Valley thong whistlemug. by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
Get the Hidden Valley Ranchmug. Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
by WeedJesus69 March 26, 2025
Get the Schuylkill Valley High Schoolmug.