Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school

"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"

by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018

valley szn

Valley szn is the season where you drive around a beautiful place and get high with friends in your car.

yo bro its valley szn you tryin to go?

by pennyflip May 11, 2018

valley green

A hood where people can't come to after dark

Valley green It's a whole lot of gang shit down the v

by Vdotdashoota March 15, 2017

The Valley

Home of some famous athletes that come back every few decades and rapper Jae Sloan.

You know you're from The Valley when...

by The home tourist September 18, 2016

valley talk

When you talk to someone privately about sexual things, also touching their private body parts.

Tonight let's valley talk.

by Ortance ivy September 12, 2016

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017