Twitter

A sceptic tank that hasn't been cleaned since it's installation.

Honey the toilet is overflowing with shit for the 26th time this week!

Maybe consider finally getting the Twitter cleaned out?

by YourAverageInternetUser June 26, 2023

Twitter

A place where the most rotten and vile people reside in, in this forsaken place you will find dramas every 5 seconds, 14 year old people who get offended at the slightest of things, pedophiles, zoophiles and more than the eye could see.

Tom: Hey, I just made an account on Twitter!
Alex: You have created a big mistake dude, delete your account this instant. NOW!

by imp fuck2 April 27, 2022

twitter titan

a mf that always be on twitter saying random shit and just chattin

leilani: what happened to dennis i never see him in the comm?

peyton: he turned into a twitter titan

by ofthestarz May 12, 2023

Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".

omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.

by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022

Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.

"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"

by uncledarkness December 22, 2021

Twitter

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.

"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015