tree trunks

A man with arms the size of tree trunks!

"Dude, that trainers arms are the size of tree trunks!"

by AGenius May 29, 2009

cunt tree

shitty music played my hicks with cowboy hats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand that CUNT TREE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ItsAllBeenDone March 29, 2004

tree kicker

a insult used toword a skateboarder

look at that gay ass tree kicker!

by pgo May 10, 2006

Tree Hugger

The act of a male sticking his branch up a female's woodpecker hole, and then rubbing his sap all over her face. Then waiting until the sap dries, to let the golden shower wash it away.

Did you see that Tree hugger the other day, that was insane.
Yea i loved the way they acted that out

by AHS@LUNCH May 17, 2011

Tree Climbers

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?

by Timmy E. June 19, 2008

apple tree

a tree that grows pieces

im planting apple trees so ill never have to worry about buying zigziags

by anonomous guy from December 11, 2006

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017