behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

the dirty torres

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."

Bryan Torres died of "the dirty Torres"

by scogar August 7, 2009

Taste the Tornado

Food on a stick or packaged in a cyclonic fashion to symbolize flavors emerging from the earth to your mouth. This phrase is coined by a Toronto based food vendor in 2015 who specializes in foods resembling tornadoes!

Taste the tornado and experience food from the earth to your mouth!

by grapevinegar August 19, 2015

floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Daniel De La Torre

A hot, sexy guy who has a very large cock. Tall, this man by this name is considered alpha males in every thing that they do, as long as it isn’t homo. Deff knows how to fight, but quick to shoot your ass.

"Nice cock! Getting more bitches on yo dick?" Dude said "Fuck ya nigga just lubing the good ol 12 incher up!" Now that guy must be Daniel De La Torre!

by Durtyon3 November 28, 2018