America

Erectile dysfunction, but it's a place.

How's America doing?
Not good.

by Free2Play321 June 24, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Obamas America

You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's

Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this

by Sopni February 15, 2022

I Gyp America

Acronym for the former grocery store chain IGA from a former employee using "Gyp" (To cheat/swindle). Applicable to most modern day retailers.

"You know, I used to call it I Gyp America!"

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader July 24, 2024

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Miss America

When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.

Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!

by Dirtisgold February 27, 2021

United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 25, 2012