Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Gat Pony

A pony shaped like a gat with two or more wheels that fires ammunition

Wow....look at that gat pony

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023

Pony

Apex equine: more of a stud than a Stallion and able to take a dick better than any Mare

Damn that Tom rides like a pony

by DownUnder1979 October 4, 2022

Green Pony

A ride share e-bike. Named after the lime bikes brand in Sydney Australia. Best use is when you are a little bit drunk and you can’t drive home…..

Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.

by Triple pickles 333 September 4, 2025