Snake Drift

The act of one's penis drifting below their shorts or underwear.

Daniel had a bad case of snake drift when at his friends house.

by Akafyre January 27, 2021

pushing a snake

vulgar slang--taking a shit

Dad was grunting on the toilet while trying to push a snake.
Dad grunted in the bathroom while pushing a snake.

by TammyTime1991 April 9, 2015

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo

EVERYONE SAY SNAKE POO

by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021

Snake trail

noun.the secretions of the penis
The male version of the snail trail
When preforming the mushroom stamp and you trail across the face leaving a trail

Man i wanna leave my snake trail on her forehead

by Free_Willy September 24, 2022

skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin

Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake

by SSEARS44 October 6, 2017

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021