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do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017
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Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.
Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025
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Santa

He is not real!
Your parents are Santa!
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)
Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"
by sonyamasi September 7, 2016
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santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Santa

Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT
Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.
by ava plus December 12, 2020
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