Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch

Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls

by SuckMyDyckkkk August 22, 2011

Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.

Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.

by O.U.8.me. November 30, 2011

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011

Ms Poon

A very nice teacher from La Salle College and everyone likes her.

Ms Poon...

by Lai0602 October 15, 2023

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023