by Federally April 16, 2017
Get the Open the ketchup mug.It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Open relationship mug.A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.
Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!
Pete: What happened man?!
Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
Pete: What happened man?!
Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
by P901 October 24, 2010
Get the Open-Bell mug.by tech-decker February 28, 2024
Get the Opening the Hoover Dam mug.Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
Get the Open the peanut butter mug.by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025
Get the OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR mug.I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 March 27, 2016
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