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Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.
"Time to open the ketchup!
by Federally April 16, 2017
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
by P901 October 24, 2010
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Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."
by tech-decker February 28, 2024
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Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door
"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025
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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 March 27, 2016
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