Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek

Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*

by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.

That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.

by Rifwalker July 11, 2010

Kissed a manikin

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020

John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

by Professor guldenstein June 21, 2020

Fleshey's Kisses

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.

"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."

by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021

Goldfish kiss

Soft kiss, lip to lip with no tounge and both at the same time pop your lips baby

The other day I had my first goldfish kiss... it was popping

by IM JAMES READ October 31, 2020

Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018