green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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gorilla hanger

A drink made with vodka and a drop of oj
I'd like a gorilla hanger
by gorilla hanger December 11, 2013
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Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.
That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.
by The_cro October 23, 2017
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paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks
"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"
by 69 months January 09, 2022
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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.
“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
by rothdaddy [JMR] December 20, 2021
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