Razz my berries

They taste like a golden nutella extract inside a watermelon.

Mmm I would really like someone to razz my berries rn.

by Jeff1969 August 9, 2017

Dingle Berry

A dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs of an improperly cleaned anus, often in the form of balls. Negligence on the half of the human can lead to the build up of these unsavory clumps. These are especially loathsome during hot or humid days, when the dingle berry aggressor not only drags himself into the mud but also those around him.

Godamn that mans dingle berries stink!

Or

Godamn you can smell his dingle berry from here!

by Bastionofhopeoracle July 22, 2021

Very Berry Flavour

Very Berry is Berry but Very.

Guy 1 : "Did you try the new Very Berry Flavour for Cram?"

Guy 2 : *Sharpening Cram Sword* "Hm? Oh yeah."

by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020

Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody

i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around

by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021

twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat

John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry

by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 24, 2007

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch

1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”

by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024