Jill: I'm ready for it Phil!
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...
by pooplo August 13, 2016
Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 05, 2012
The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.
by kurupt2164 the greatest August 13, 2008
by crazyshityo October 20, 2007
When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow
Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
by fauxphantom1 June 06, 2011
by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019