Omega Pirate

One sick dude from space.

"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime

by OgnarPliskin January 27, 2010

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 27, 2007

Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna March 2, 2011

pirate floss

Hemp, rope, home grown.

It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.

by blonehard June 29, 2008

Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Lobby Pirate

A person who continuously changes online game lobbies match after match. Normally in games like Halo or Call Of Duty.

Dude: Man, I've seen that same guy in a team death match a few hours ago, and a demolition match a few minutes ago.

Other Dude: Hah. Totally a lobby pirate.

by marles chanson July 17, 2010

awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.

"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::

by smokethaherb September 1, 2009