jew-rich

more money than oprah.

that guy's got so much money, he's jew-rich!

by thegothereguy March 23, 2011

Jew Bomb

Dropping the Jew Bomb in hope of ditching that ex-flirt, saying that you're supossedly jewish.

Guy: "Did you know I was Jewish?"
Girl: "Aww hell no, you're dropping the Jew Bomb on me?"

by Inventi June 11, 2014

Ghetto Jew

A person who only has money long enough to buy drugs or bail someone outta jail.

Man you hear about him? Old boys a Ghetto Jew always havin to blow his money on drugs or bailin his ass outta jail.

by MaddhatterCrow July 8, 2016

Sagebrush Jew

A slang term or insult for Mormons, it plays on the fact that many of them live in Utah, Nevada, and other Western Desert states and that some of their stereotypical financial and social practices mirror those of Jews.

Robert is Mormon, lives in a Million Dollar house in Salt Lake and drives a Lexus. What a Sagebrush Jew.

by Arctic Wasp November 4, 2010

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

jew for jesus

"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

by Noah123 November 9, 2007

pada-jew

a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere

Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron

by nicejewishboy December 10, 2010