Angry chupacabra

1-The act of queefing into a males face while a female is menstruating 2-A queef after giving birth when the placenta flies from the female onto the doctors face or the husband of said female whilst video taping the birth to show to unwilling house guests later in life. This practice was developed by the indigenous species of pelicans now extinct in the antarctic to attract mates and later perfected by teens in the inner city scene of competitive taxidermy and is now most prevalently used as a tool of instantaneous sexual release by middle aged house wives.orgasm arterial spray mom heaven

"Dude, last night Julie gave me the angry chupacabra of a life time it was like a scene from bizarre foods, like a mineral shower from heaven." orgasm arterial spray mom heaven

by -Meg-TurtleFace May 13, 2011

Angry Goat

while giving a woman oral sex, you get a bad taste in your mouth. you become enraged, and shove your whole head up her ass.

RAWR, ima give you an angry goat bitch.
you taste terrible!!

by friskyblumpkinxxx February 14, 2010

Angry Gorilla

When you shave your butt crack and someone gives you a rim job, and they proceed to get your butt hair all over their face and mouth. They then run around the room waving their arms while screaming "arrgh!" at the top of their lungs.

I figured I would shave my asscrack for my girl, but I didn't clean all the hair off. So when she went to work on my cornhole I ended up giving her the angry gorilla!

by Akhetnu April 21, 2006

Angry Dragon

When you dont tell the bird sucking your nob your gunu cum, then ram it back her throat as you cum causing her to choke and cum come out of her nose.

Dan k did a right nice angry dragon to his mum last night!!

by tsms February 13, 2009

Angry Hippie

When a hippie's house just has some international chain of super-store, built next to his house.

"Why are you pissed Jerry, your acting like an Angry Hippie?"
"That's cause I am man, a fuckin Wal-Mart just got built next to my house man."

by Jaba the Butt January 5, 2007

Angry Gran.

when you bend over an old lady n suprise shag her ass, just before you cum turn her around and cum on her face while pinching her cheeks then her nipples.

Damn what an Angry Gran.

by Shtevan March 19, 2008

Angry Donkey

The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance

Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok

by silvermanblue June 23, 2010