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Joe Wright

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with eating Vaseline, often leads to death
Hey isn’t that joe Wright who eats Vaseline for his din dins
by Johny Davidson January 15, 2019
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on chin joe

On Chin Joe

On Chin joe is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On gangnem ," "On cro ," etc...
:Person 1: I Was at BearCreek Smoking up And A The Opps Walked past And ran when

They saw my Pitbull

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: “On Chin Joe, Bruh “
by ReklessX6 March 26, 2021
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Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010
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Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club
Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted
by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021
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Joe savage

A person who has many talents and is loyal to his friends
Guy 1 you see Joe savages new rap. Guy 2 yeah it was fire
by Lil_joesavage April 8, 2017
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Sneaky Joe

When you take a picture of someone without them knowing
My uncle took a sneaky joe of me when i was getting out of the shower
by meme0gre June 4, 2018
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Traitor Joe

A dog who is not loyal or true to his owner.
PepperJack you are a Traitor Joe for snuggling with my friend, Barb.
by Shanaynay Sherwood January 27, 2020
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