Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

funny

1. A person who has a weird mentality
2. A person who be twinkin
3. A person who aint genuine

Peter: I like you and I think I got feelings for you
Also Peter: *Takes 48 hours to reply to hey*
Madison: You funny acting

by datbitvh May 21, 2019

funny

The opposite of someone named Josiah

Yeah that would have been funny but since your name is Josiah, I won't laugh

by shaquilleoatmel4412 July 16, 2022

Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Funny

Something that you aren't

Example of someone who is funny: ME
Example of someone who isn't funny: YOU

by Owneow May 18, 2021

Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.

Bro, your just not funny.

by xelA.2 January 3, 2018