Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
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sophomore year depression

Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.

This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.

If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.

It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.
Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school

Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.
by Jimbla221 March 02, 2021
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Finals week depression

A depression that is caused by upcoming finals and the sense of hopelessness that comes with.
Sorry Mike I can't do go out right now finals week depression is setting in.
by A.C. Student December 08, 2013
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Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
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Great Urban Depression

A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.
Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up

Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases
by TheBaddestQ October 21, 2009
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MOOPLING DEPRESSION

means: u are retarded and is suicidal and depressing
by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017
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Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)
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