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The Venrick Theory 

The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man
Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.

Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever

saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
The Velvet Surprise by Veliana November 22, 2017
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THE VLOGBEAST 

AWESOME YOUTUBER YOU SHOD GO SUBSCRIBE TO
WITH THE BLACK AND GREEN LOGO
SUBCRIBE TO THE VLOGBEAST
THE VLOGBEAST by The VLOGBEAST January 11, 2018

The Vegas Guillotine 

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

The Velvs 

A beautiful woman that every guy wants to be with. She’s sweet, beautiful, and nice.
Did you see that girl in the hallway at school, she is The Velvs.
The Velvs by Chasé LC March 16, 2018

The voices 

It's too late for them.
The voices are telling me to kill you.
The voices by Aqxer May 23, 2018

The Vencil 

When a man gives another man a hug while he has an erection.
Donnie: Man that Vencil guy just gave me a hug and he had a boner!
Patrick: What a suck ass rat fag! He gave you The Vencil
The Vencil by BigDaddyP78 June 4, 2018