CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.

"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."

by cbdmom February 6, 2020

Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020

Mom-Sick

When you're in a situation where you have to be away from your mother for an extended period of time and you really miss having your mom around you.

Tina's mom has to go to Mexico alone for a while and she's already feeling super mom-sick

by Animegamer750 May 27, 2020

DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

Mom-Esteem

respect for, or a favorable impression of, the choices one makes as a mom

When that mom at the playground told me that she makes every meal from scratch and only uses only organic food, my mom-esteem really tanked for the day.

by Practical Parenting March 6, 2011

Aarushi's Mom

hottest mom u ever seen

Everyone loves Aarushi's Mom

by jokin jokin February 16, 2023

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.

cousin sally: u got a big ahh forehead
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.

by no.luv4zoeyy December 2, 2022