Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020

melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!

Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win

by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018

Flood the Clock

To put diamonds on a watch face

Got this new Omega, time to Flood the Clock

by SeppukuOH September 1, 2022

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.

"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"

by krissalamander February 20, 2025

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018