Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 15, 2011
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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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clxwn...clock

Clxwn...Clock is a TikToker with few followers, they post comedy and danganronpa edits.

Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
Person 1: Have you seen Clxwn...Clocks edits?

Person 2: Yea, their great!
by Kokichi’s panta November 30, 2020
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Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.
Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.
by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025
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Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
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