Beo-Cunt

Beo-Cunt- The Mother of all cunts. Someone who is being a royal cunt. A total bitch, mean person.

Joe was being a beo-cunt when he called the cops on us due to us having a bon fire in the backyard.

Alesia is such a beo cunt.

Jennifer turns into a beo cunt when there is a full moon.

Mark was being a beo cunt because he had no cigarettes left.

Ashley is a real beo cunt when she is PMSing.

by kittenapisa May 30, 2010

tired cunt

Tired cunt-
Useless, slow, shit worker, general shit cunt.
Everyone gets sick of a tired cunt really quickly.

"Man drue is useless on the shovel"

"yeah I know he's a fucken tired cunt"

by Hater1313 September 19, 2015

Cunt-drapper

An exclamation of excitement over ones favourite song.

"That new Scissor Sisters song is a real cunt-drapper!!"

by Hairyfairy October 19, 2012

Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016

Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

cunt call

Like a collect call, only better

Operator? Yes, I'd like to make a cunt call

by chomsky66 April 18, 2008

Cunt Smith

a Gynaecologist

"I saw your misses at the local Cunt Smith the other day"

by Hank2000 January 29, 2009