I'm stupid

You are correct. You are stupid lazy very overweight

Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

stupid tech

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio

by estebansux September 30, 2011

First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.

A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...

by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009

stupid speed

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

by A McCool August 25, 2017

stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.

I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!

by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011

Stupid thing

A ninja shirt

“Wow your stupid thing is amazing”
“No it isn’t my sister gave it to me and I hate it”

by Thetikistatus December 31, 2020

Fake-stupid

Somebody that tries to elevate their intelligence by acting smart. Or 'au contraire, mon frère' to the contrary my brother a beach-blond like Paris Hilton that acts stupid but is actually intellectual, but by yet, being conniving so as to set out too deceive. feign and congeal their intellect

In Science class Jessica Simpson was like umm, fake-stupid on steroids. During lunch she went Physics on a mime Or, Paris Hilton played the media like Parker Brothers, as if... 'fake-stupid'. she played dumb and dee dee dee, for the 'perfect populist pitch' (free publicity and the such)

by - - Jose, Mr. Peppers October 18, 2008