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Stockton

A man that has an absurdly long face who is renown for having a heavy scent of gfuel coming from his clothes. He has a very small penis and loves to suck cock. He has sucked many cocks in his time as he is a magnet to all men due to his aesthetically pleasing long face. However, he does have a preference for people called Charlie, Ian and Connor, so u boys better be ready because the long faced man is coming for your dick.
Bro u gotta take a shower, i can smell the scent of Stockton.
by TheBigBlackNigger September 22, 2022
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Fast Food Stockpile

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.
Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!
by RTFF September 10, 2011
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arachnaphylactic shock

The insane spasm-like dance performed when one realises they have just walked through an unexpected spiderweb
You should of seen her when she walked through that spiderweb, she went into arachnaphylactic shock I tell ya!
by Tattoo-Dan April 23, 2011
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ball shock

Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.
Fuck, that is some serious ball shock. (while wading into the ocean)
by teedawg June 18, 2011
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Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
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9' O Shock

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!
What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock
by Sizzllee January 24, 2009
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shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."
Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.
by Vegetarian Wiener Chick February 9, 2009
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