Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle

A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Spoon

A terrible insult that has the potential to incapasitate ten men with its vulgarity and its shame

Shut up ya spoon
*shits themselves with pure shame*

by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020

Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

Spoon in the Gelato

Italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in the gelato!
Omfg y’all did the Italian netflix and chill

by chev1927 June 2, 2018