Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

Splingo

The act of putting two words together to create one word that flows.

Guy 1: Man, I went to her house and her mom gave me macaroni and cheese, and it smelled like granola.
Guy 2: You mean like, granolaroni and cheese?
Guy 1: Haha SPLINGO!

by lolalinda April 11, 2010

Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.

person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing

by boobnator May 14, 2011

spongebob special

u get a blow job when the girl is gettin gang banged in the ass by 10 other people

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by jeff bargoon December 11, 2011

Spongebob

A mentally challenged or physically handicapped person, usually someone accompanied by an escort or counselor while in public areas.

"Hey look at that group of Spongebobs crossing the street."

by PuffySerious July 7, 2012

spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014